I know i’ve said in many posts prior to this that “this video if the funniest thing i’ve ever seen”. well, it was, or wasn’t, or was then wasn’t or maybe just wasn’t and i was tired or hopped up on caffeine and thougt it was. Nevertheless, this IS the funniest thing i’ve seen…….Until the next thing. We’ll cover that then though.

Penis! Sex Sword! am I making you laugh yet? Well, i better be or i’m going to kick your ass. No, Seriously, i am. We’re going fistacuffs my friend. But if you are laughing out loud, then watch this video and you’ll be laughing the rest of your life. I swear it’s true. Would I lie? Yeah probably, if it got me sex with Candace Parker.

I don’t know how many of you have ever seen the Ali G show, but it is some funny shit. If you haven’t seen it, stop wasting your time on this crappy site, go outside and step in from of a big rig, cause you’re a dolt. This clip just cracks me up, and it includes only the BEST NBA player around, Mr. MVP himself.

so this website has a pretty kick ass video as you can plainly see for yourself. You know you want one. I’d totally feel like i was in Tranzor Z or Voltron or one of the other many kick ass morning cartoons i grew up on. Then after I rode it, i’d go over and beat the crap out of Gargamel and totally do Smurfette. You know all you guys wanted to also.

Seriously, how many man hours have been wasted at work bickering about the worst 80’s cartoon villian? I know with me and my job, it hasn’t been pretty. Well, now the debate is over, this website has answered that question for us. Of course, i disagree whole heartedly with their number one. I truly believe that either the sleestacks from Land of the lost” or the “purple pie man” from strawberry shortcake fame was the worst. That guy just creeped me out.

I’m sorry, they’re no longer called that, i should say, the new addon for my “Manufactured Home”. Jeez, what a crock. Anyway. It’s a little long, but whatever. You’re visiting my f’n site, that means you have nothing better to do anyway do you. Loser.

This is pretty crazy, IE: these people have absolutely nothing going on in there life. I mean seriously, there’s gotta be something young kids can do right, drink? drugs? Promiscuous sex? i’m for all three…..at the same time.

So do you remember them? Stupid little balls that have a battery inside that make them roll around all over the floor. Yeah, well those kick ass toys are now being sold by this company. I mean to say that’s the ONLY thing this company sells. and not only do they have this niche market cornered, they have some pretty funny wording on their site to explain this phenomenon. So go ahead and take a look at it here, make sure to browse over to the about us link also.

So you know those old claw games that your girlfriend always made you spend like 50 bucks worth of quarters on only to win you a freakin stuffed puppy worth a damn nickel??? Well, now they’re stocking them with children. Yes, you read that right. I gotta go get me a few to start my sneaker company, that will be covered with squirrel fur.