Randomdoodoo

I know i’ve said in many posts prior to this that “this video if the funniest thing i’ve ever seen”. well, it was, or wasn’t, or was then wasn’t or maybe just wasn’t and i was tired or hopped up on caffeine and thougt it was. Nevertheless, this IS the funniest thing i’ve seen…….Until the next thing. We’ll cover that then though.

I don’t know how many of you have ever seen the Ali G show, but it is some funny shit. If you haven’t seen it, stop wasting your time on this crappy site, go outside and step in from of a big rig, cause you’re a dolt. This clip just cracks me up, and it includes only the BEST NBA player around, Mr. MVP himself.

So do you remember them? Stupid little balls that have a battery inside that make them roll around all over the floor. Yeah, well those kick ass toys are now being sold by this company. I mean to say that’s the ONLY thing this company sells. and not only do they have this niche market cornered, they have some pretty funny wording on their site to explain this phenomenon. So go ahead and take a look at it here, make sure to browse over to the about us link also.

So you know those old claw games that your girlfriend always made you spend like 50 bucks worth of quarters on only to win you a freakin stuffed puppy worth a damn nickel??? Well, now they’re stocking them with children. Yes, you read that right. I gotta go get me a few to start my sneaker company, that will be covered with squirrel fur.

I would assume as a tv reporter that you’d have to research what/how/and where you’ll be reporting. Obviously this guy didn’t do any research, if he had, he would have realized that there are freakin BUGS in the midwest. But, I have been wrong a time or two about assuming, Like the time I assumed that girls would be all over me because i killed king kong with my bare hands.

The first part of the title is all you really need to read to want to see what’s going on here. Seems some sucker started flying a funny phallus full of….. ummmm…i got nothing. Just click the link.

I found this pic at this site. Now, I’m no expert, but i thought the purpose of having a business is to get people to come inside. But what do I know, I’m just an over payed CEO of a major wall street company. Like last night, i was able to talk the board of directors(me), into a major financial transaction to aquire Park Place from a serious competitor(my girlfriend), then we got $200 dollars for passing a little place called GO, maybe you’ve heard of it? That’s right, i’m a high roller.

I really believe that we as a nation are too comfortable in our security. We have everything given to us, we are protected by the most powerful military in the world, and for Christ sakes people, we have In-n-Out burger. But make no mistake about it folks, despite all of this security, there is one underlying problem that we will have to face, Zombies. Well, now we can at least be somewhat prepared. This site has posted a survival manual for a THE Zombie apocalypse whenever it arrives. and let me tell you folks, i’ll be ready. Rubber band gun in hand.

Seriously? Seriously?? Come on people, Has it really come to this? I can’t wait to see the warning sign on a gun that says “Barrel end away from people, may cause serious injury or possibly death”. Like the one for my Penis that says,”Bats are not too be used as weapons”. Yeah that’s right ladies, you read correctly, a Bat! you know, like the ones that you can get at a baseball game that goes on your keychain? That’s big right? Please tell me my grandmother didn’t lie to me.