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Penis! Sex Sword! am I making you laugh yet? Well, i better be or i’m going to kick your ass. No, Seriously, i am. We’re going fistacuffs my friend. But if you are laughing out loud, then watch this video and you’ll be laughing the rest of your life. I swear it’s true. Would I lie? Yeah probably, if it got me sex with Candace Parker.

so this website has a pretty kick ass video as you can plainly see for yourself. You know you want one. I’d totally feel like i was in Tranzor Z or Voltron or one of the other many kick ass morning cartoons i grew up on. Then after I rode it, i’d go over and beat the crap out of Gargamel and totally do Smurfette. You know all you guys wanted to also.

Seriously, how many man hours have been wasted at work bickering about the worst 80’s cartoon villian? I know with me and my job, it hasn’t been pretty. Well, now the debate is over, this website has answered that question for us. Of course, i disagree whole heartedly with their number one. I truly believe that either the sleestacks from Land of the lost” or the “purple pie man” from strawberry shortcake fame was the worst. That guy just creeped me out.

So there I was crusing over the Sahara desert at 85,000 feet in my Little Cessna 150, when what should i spy out of the corner of my eye? No, not Santa Clause ladies, you’re presenet is right here already. it was a sweet photo op. So i looked over at “McGruff the crime dog” and had him snap the pic. You can see many more kick ass photo’s here.

This guy took a picture a day starting when he was in college in 1979 up until the day he died in 1997. That’s pretty crazy, and a lot of commitment. But i have to say, a great idea. You can read about it at this site.

*Update: seems that since it’s hit the web pretty hard, the account has been suspended. Hopefully it will be back up soon.